Tuesday, February 09, 2010

"It is called a flash portable drive." Millie said to her son. "Zack, I just can not seem to find one anywhere. Do you think that you might be able to look for one this afternoon for me?"

"Sure, Ma! No problem. Actually I know exactly where to look."

"Where is that?" Millie asked.

"Buy dot com is the place to find flash drives! I'll have them drop ship it to your office and you should have it in no time."

"Zack, have I ever told you that you are brilliant?"

"Only about sixteen zillion times!" Zack said as they laughed in unison.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

"It just irritates the stew out of me!"

"Mildred, whatever has set you off?"

"It's this stinking insurance company. I go off to Europe and come home to discover that they've canceled my policy and sent a notice to the DMV."

"Really? That is awful. Just awful."

"Well, I'll show them! This time I'm going with a cheap car insurance company!"

Monday, January 18, 2010

"BBBBrr!" Alexandra and Bianca shivered as their teeth shattered in unison.

"I thought you all had a warm temperate climate here," Bianca said to her older sister.

"Well they are not calling it the Blizzard of the Decade for no reason! It's hit all the way down to the bunions of Florida." Alexandra said as she kicked off her sandals and headed to the electric fireplaces.